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We at the laboratory have recently begun research into cold fire.
Imagine the technology.To produce this invaluable source of cold, we used our morp separator. This device, although similar in appearance to a pair of headphones, actually breaks down humpty-layer crystals into the constituent rhomt-rhomk pairs . Obviously such an operation is performed under the most severe conditions - we used our new intense-audio collaborator to alternate the optic gearbox into saturation. Once this is achieved, a rupture in cubic concurrence infers the ohmic angle to be nine’ and thus the chronobalance matrix is harmonised.
By the power of sneet , we were thus able to harness the seven xibtons that were presumed, and buff the lonk-cloud through a turbulent chunk-channel at low speeds.
The cold fire is the by-product of the sneet-snubs recorded at the base frequency of nine’, and was focused using the newly constructed dark-decade-doubley-divergent-duo-deferred-dimple-defficient daser lens (9D-lens) that we developed 9 years ago. It is of course, also 9 dimensional so can be operated in the ninth frame without any batteries. Cold fire emits dark at a rate of -9 lux per square minute, and has the potential to cause cooling. The epicentre of cold fire has a super-temperature of 99Hz, and thus can be heard on all but the coldest February mornings. Care must be taken to ensure adequate shielding against the audible cold, because many people are unable to hear the freeze until it is upon them. We at Rhombic Research recommend the use of large teacups sellotaped to the head. The infused sonic-freeze will then be unable to penetrate the cups and everything will be OK. The most effective results were achieved when using the cold fire in a warm field in the south of France at around 9am. In this instance, we were able to cause massive cooling over the entire petri-dish and accidentally set the field adark. I must caution you, my dear Doctor, for the power of dark exhibited by your DAZER technology, coupled with the high levels of saturation experienced in the chunk-channel could be VERY DANGEROUS. You already know that deep-dark has memory, and if presented with the opportunity, it WILL diverge. Remember, the power of Rhomk is beyond the boundary. A cold fire that decelerates the process is currently under construction, which uses the newly developed tenth frame assumer to operate safely in the boundaries of irrelevance. Concurrence is always observed, and there is no risk of shine. I hope this has been of some help. When I return from my travels, I will send you a postcard detailing the highly classified results of our current investigation. Move slowly. Dr Timeslice Master of the Multiverse and Rhodadendrum Growth Specialist
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