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Fneet is the anti-coagulant substance created by sleet.
There are horror stories of fneet causing sometimes minor accidents to become life
threatening situations.
One time, in mid November, in some town which often rains when the number of chickens
alive exceed 29, a motorist was driving along and it began to sleet down.
A mush of ice and water became slippery, bang.He crashed into a tree.
Unfortunate for him. (1 mins unconcious) Even more unfortunate was the fact that fneet had begun to form on the surface, and in no time, some fneet managed to get on his woulds, and began to work it's deadly structure. Causing the wounds to stop healing and kept the blood from coagulating hence more bleeding. This was particularly brutal as the second evil characteristic of the fneet was found at this first experimental stage. It was found in the autopsy later that the fneet reacted with the synaptic patterns of his right cortex, and created some sort of multiple microscopic cerebral hemmorage. This meant that it was undetectable by normal means, and the only real sign was the blood filling up in his eyes after his death. (2 mins silence) Dozens apon dozens of synaptic patterns were destroyed this way, and eventually his family had to bury him without a brain, because the damage was so great that the brain turned to slush and had to be removed. Hence today we warn people to avoid all areas prone to fneet, and we are developing a drug that will counter the effects of fneet. Please be careful, there may be other side effects to fneet we do not know about yet. Stay out of dangerous areas.
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