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| Barthusian Integral Studies Due to the nature of this transmission, please could you destroy the computer and the network it is on after you have read it. Recent studies have provided conclusive evidence that computers no longer require the electrical power supply to work. It has been frequently observed that PC's quite often go for walks and turn themselves on even when they are not plugged in. 
It has to do with the electrical charges present in air molecules,
combining with the atmospheric interference from microwaves and such
like that produces this phenomenon. Underneath shows the relationship.
D+9.9/W*(P.P.P) simulates terminal static.
This in turn activates the nano-cells structured diaphragms inside the
air molecules and hence the power for computers to breath.
We here at the institute have found that the intake from the
computers is through the disk drives so remember from now on, do not
leave disks inside the drives since this suffocates them!!
Please beware, some computers have been known to bite.
Remember they are in their first stages of the evolutionary cycle, so
they are like cavemen looking for food.
Dr E E E |
Scanning Smells
We have witnessed over the pass 20 years or so that as technology proceeded to advance in
rapid stages, we still as yet have not seen the production of our prototype model for
smellcopying.
It is a simple device that works with quantum interference techniques, and from several
experiments, the device has succesfully reproduced the smells given for it to duplicate.
With a grounding from the basics of nuclear technology, the smells are recieved by an ultrasound smell detector. Secondly the system systograph inside the machine breaks down the smell into it's elements, and reformulates it (purifying it to the layman) and combines the correct amount of chemicals inside the smell and reproduces it out of the dripping nose *see below*. Hence we can now represent the amount of smells in terms of seismic sentinal waves. by Dr E E E. Dripping Nose: term used to describe the mechanism with which the smellcopier utilises to emit smells. It was first design in the year 99ad, but was only picked up later in 1909 when scientists discovered that the thermal reactor inside was actually a match stick. Now it is widely used in the Ohmatron (see papers 12.35D.2 describing thiis device.) |
Authored by: Edward Yu