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Quantum Farms
To my most esteemed field head surt under,
At last the Quantum farms are back in operation. There has been a severe lark in the hot bathing suit mana. Smint - I am now speaking to you on the phone !!!!!
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Quantum Lapse Incident Turgid daffodils will not remember the clothes. I was going to send as a word doc but text I have found is more fneenic with a rimslot herd.
Hello said the donkley who was in fact based on a true story. Neurosergical procedures will become necessary should the need arise for the matrix people to errupt in a cocofany of fear and lust and tidal waves. Cranberry sauce was smeared and the loop was re-joined. Nine foot tall, three foot wide, with olympic hurdle size nostrils. I am of course referring to the Zand creatures that live in the sea. They also cruise at an altitude of 4 fathoms. Without any certainty I can not cannot not not can confirm the release of a new retro virus without the sphere based crumty we all know and hover electrolux. Nimble quick and dastardly noisy, was the wife, when I had: norse legends, plantif; bread and kippers.{nert, singular turkey nose[9]}.
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by Demented Dazer
Hunting Techniques of the Cockroach

Walking silently among the litter of the developed world, the cockroach feeds off the hog dogs, and burgers left in the streets and has recently developed a taste for kentucky fried chicken. It has been through evolution that cockroaches have not needed to hunt for their food.
However in the wild outbacks of cheshire, a new breed has emerged, growing to sometimes twice the size of the average cockroach, it has managed to hunt for its food thereby getting extreme physical exercise and hence growing much quicker.
This species now known as the Spearus Pointyus Cockus Roachus uses a venom attached to it's pinted claws and stabs it's victims to near death and then almost surgically removing the flesh from it's victims overnight. So deadly is this method, a few humans have been killed in the same manner, when police found just the skeleton and skin left of several people 2 years ago.
Roachs Display One method to destroy these creatures has been pioneered by DynaCorp Industries, it involves a techniques known as spittage. It was found that a special angle of spit towards this cockroach would render it's claws inactive, hence DynaCorp are now training and recruiting people to become Technical Spit Analysts, who in turn train people to spit at the correct angle. These people will form the Spit Squad, a unique squadron of people going around the world spitting on these creatures. They are known as the SS, some like to think of them as Saviours of the human race.
Charities are setup to support this movement.
by Pritchard Hattenborg


Authored by: Edward Yu