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	Dear Prof. Scott Vaughan Jaeger the IXth N.I.N.E.F.B.I I am grateful for your. You. You seem to. Dwell on the subject of AS for little time in measured. I realise that you are constant, but divergence, but to understand fully the complicity of AS you must listen. I have encoded the following message in d.c.t.f.t.s.p. , or Direct Continuous Text Flux Time Slice Parity to that you yes? To achieve the mental state of congruence known as As, you must first be unaware of yourself. This is often possible during lengthy death scenes, although may become paused if considered. There must also be no time 9noons available to rent. Before, or indeed once this is ignored, the mind may be left alone to climb the pipocity dither until As is aS. At this point, tiem, space, and thought will indeed cause congruance of centroidic reality barriers, although these will be inaccessible until aS is As. I must impose a warninG. "Dr 9Pete, Flux Gatherer and 9Noon Divider. As Specialist" Dear Editor Bartholomew is the name of the person who last came in contact with the species known to the human race as Morgs. Morgs are vicious vile creatures which were genetically produced to be the ultimate fighting opponent for gladiatorial reasons, but now they roam the galaxy looking for suitable opponents. In the light of day, Bartolomew came across one of these creatures and attempted to overwhelm it himself without the help of alternate beings. He died. Dr. Epology	Monsiuer Chalmer Mei oui, mon ami, c'est vrai. Q'est qu'il y a dans ta chambre? Jai un lit, un Playstation, et une fenetre. Aussi, j'ai un cheval, et une oissou bleu. L'oissou bleu c'est tres joli, parce qu'il n'est pas bleu claire, mais il est la bleu de la mer. Je suis mal a la tete. Et toi? Qui est-ce je peu fair? Il est bleu claire. Salop putan de merde, et salut. Monsieur Pierre de la Mer Dear Smeditor I am a cartographer at the USGS Mid-Continent Mapping Center, and formerly I worked at the Rocky Mountain Mapping Center. While I was at Rocky I was involved in a mapping project in and around the Nellis Bombing Range. I compiled the Groom Lake Quads (it's on more than one 1;24,000 quad map. The photos that I compiled the map from had been screened by the Air Force before we received them. The AF had scraped the emulsion off (not satisfied with just inking over) the photos for certain areas in that vicinity. That partially explains the blank spots on the maps, another explanation is that there aren't many mappable features out in that region anyway. What was funny is that there would be miles of dirt road, then it would change to paved road, then you'd hit the scraped off emulsion. There were several areas scaped off but the areas that I saw were less than about 300 acres each. Not much of a base can fit in an area that size. US CART ogre	STAR HORSE: RETURN OF THE JOCKEY I see you have constructed a new dark saber. Obi-9 has taught you well. Join me, and together we will rule the universe as Doctor and Horse. May the horse be with you. Obi-9 Nanobi Jedi Knight and Good 9-Wizard To The Arch Conjuror: This is a realmic night note to say: It has recently been found on the tablets of noir that a sybolic new rune has been cast into the loki lore lum. Here it will preside until any mage can summon it via their abilities. Hence I have tried already. I enduced a jogmatic rate of pulses along the shimmering light way, I hopeed to create a dark illuminum and use it to fight against the light guardian at the loki lore lum. However, the guardian was too powerful, we may have to combine our mututating jump spell and Spring On High Spell in order to jump over this guardian instaed of confronting it. Your thoughts...... Sorcerer E Doctor Ed Of late it has been brought to my attention that certain long-eared, foul-mouthed, camel-stinking, rat-faced, dog-breathed individuals have been blowing bubbles on one of our anti- radar locations. Actions such as these are not to be tolerated and should carry the threat of severe punishment. Furthermore,it has also been brought to my attention that a member of the insecticide-removal corporation(known as Doctor Duped) was recently involved in a rather profitless negotiations with a member of the bell-ringers saturday afternoon rambling party, losing a substantial part of his creds (and credibility) in the process. Over and out Piggo

Dear Prof. Scott Vaughan Jaeger the IXth N.I.N.E.F.B.I

I am grateful for your. You. You seem to. Dwell on the subject of AS for little time in measured. I realise that you are constant, but divergence, but to understand fully the complicity of AS you must listen. I have encoded the following message in d.c.t.f.t.s.p. , or Direct Continuous Text Flux Time Slice Parity to that you yes?
To achieve the mental state of congruence known as As, you must first be unaware of yourself. This is often possible during lengthy death scenes, although may become paused if considered. There must also be no time 9noons available to rent. Before, or indeed once this is ignored, the mind may be left alone to climb the pipocity dither until As is aS. At this point, tiem, space, and thought will indeed cause congruance of centroidic reality barriers, although these will be inaccessible until aS is As. I must impose a warninG.

"Dr 9Pete, Flux Gatherer and 9Noon Divider. As Specialist"

Dear Editor

Bartholomew is the name of the person who last came in contact with the species known to the human race as Morgs. Morgs are vicious vile creatures which were genetically produced to be the ultimate fighting opponent for gladiatorial reasons, but now they roam the galaxy looking for suitable opponents. In the light of day, Bartolomew came across one of these creatures and attempted to overwhelm it himself without the help of alternate beings. He died.

Dr. Epology

Monsiuer Chalmer
Mei oui, mon ami, c'est vrai. Q'est qu'il y a dans ta chambre? Jai un lit, un Playstation, et une fenetre. Aussi, j'ai un cheval, et une oissou bleu.
L'oissou bleu c'est tres joli, parce qu'il n'est pas bleu claire, mais il est la bleu de la mer. Je suis mal a la tete. Et toi? Qui est-ce je peu fair? Il est bleu claire.
Salop putan de merde, et salut.
Monsieur Pierre de la Mer

Dear Smeditor

I am a cartographer at the USGS Mid-Continent Mapping Center, and formerly I worked at the Rocky Mountain Mapping Center. While I was at Rocky I was involved in a mapping project in and around the Nellis Bombing Range. I compiled the Groom Lake Quads (it's on more than one 1;24,000 quad map.
The photos that I compiled the map from had been screened by the Air Force before we received them. The AF had scraped the emulsion off (not satisfied with just inking over) the photos for certain areas in that vicinity. That partially explains the blank spots on the maps, another explanation is that there aren't many mappable features out in that region anyway.
What was funny is that there would be miles of dirt road, then it would change to paved road, then you'd hit the scraped off emulsion. There were several areas scaped off but the areas that I saw were less than about 300 acres each. Not much of a base can fit in an area that size.

US CART ogre

STAR HORSE: RETURN OF THE JOCKEY

I see you have constructed a new dark saber. Obi-9 has taught you well. Join me, and together we will rule the universe as Doctor and Horse. May the horse be with you.

Obi-9 Nanobi
Jedi Knight and Good 9-Wizard

To The Arch Conjuror:

This is a realmic night note to say:
It has recently been found on the tablets of noir that a sybolic new rune has been cast into the loki lore lum. Here it will preside until any mage can summon it via their abilities. Hence I have tried already. I enduced a jogmatic rate of pulses along the shimmering light way, I hopeed to create a dark illuminum and use it to fight against the light guardian at the loki lore lum. However, the guardian was too powerful, we may have to combine our mututating jump spell and Spring On High Spell in order to jump over this guardian instaed of confronting it.

Your thoughts......
Sorcerer E

Doctor Ed

Of late it has been brought to my attention that certain long-eared, foul-mouthed, camel-stinking, rat-faced, dog-breathed individuals have been blowing bubbles on one of our anti- radar locations. Actions such as these are not to be tolerated and should carry the threat of severe punishment.
Furthermore,it has also been brought to my attention that a member of the insecticide-removal corporation(known as Doctor Duped) was recently involved in a rather profitless negotiations with a member of the bell-ringers saturday afternoon rambling party, losing a substantial part of his creds (and credibility) in the process.
Over and out

Piggo

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